A Modest Proposal - Guard The Presidents

The recent inauguration of the American president would appear to be the subject of some little controversy - and not just whether or not the President was entitled to stand for office. You may entertain your own opinion on that one, and if you are an American citizen, attempt to express it. Good luck.

No, two questions seem to revolve about whether the singer who assaulted the national anthem and the Marine band who opposed her were using canned music and lip-synching to do it, and whether Bravo Company - the ceremonial troops who provided the USMC contingent in the march-past - were compelled to parade with M1 rifles that had been stripped of their bolts.

Leaving aside the singer, please, the Marine guard question is moot. I have seen images that seem to show just that, and I have seen websites that claim it to be a furphy. If done, it would be one branch of government controlling another ( SS vs USMC ) and either  a valid security decision or a deadly insult.
I am still trying to get further sight of footage of the troops in motion at such a resolution that I can see for myself.

The real point of this is we must consider whether or not to implement the same idea for photographic society and association meetings here in Australia. Every one of the organisations - AAPP, AIPP, WAPPY, etc. has a president, vice president, and such and at an open meeting they are sitting targets for anyone in the audience to take a pot shot. At an eastern states conference I myself squeezed off half a dozen exposures of the speaker at a high ISO and had I done so with a dodgy white balance, the consequences could have been grave...

Perhaps we should require the audience members to parade before each meeting to be frisked by the guards, then have their batteries confiscated, and upon leaving sign a statutory declaration that they do not have any live cards or produce on their persons. This, and a strict watch upon their web sites, work computers, and families should do it. With a little common sense and a docile attitude on the part of the association members, hangings should not be necessary.

If they are, at least there should be good lighting, a catalogue, and wine and cheese at the opening ceremony...

Uncle Dick

A Positive Attitude With The Workshop Camera Club

It takes a good positive attitude to be a successful photographer. And a thorough command of the technical aspects of the art. And the permission of the Main Roads Department.


Apparently the Workshop Camera Club missed out on the last thing yesterday. They held the October meeting of the Photo Market at the usual venue - the Leederville Town Hall on Cambridge Street - at the usual time on a Sunday morning. This is something that runs three times or so in the year.

Trouble is the MRD and the local shire council decided to pull up the bitumen road outside the hall - closing off the suburb so that sellers couldn't get to the hall and buyers couldn't get to the sellers. Oh, we still went, and we still got the goods to the front door by dint of abusing the road workers - and there was still an early morning rush of customers before the blockade really took effect. But the main business of the day was pinched off something chronic.

Fault of the club? No. No-one notified them beforehand, and they had the hall booked for months in advance. Fault of the MRD? Probably not - they just get a call from the shire of whatever to rock up and bomb the place as per orders.

Shire of Vincent, or Council of Leederville, or whoever the bureaucrats are at this point in time? Yep. But I bet no-one down at the office admits to it or offers the Workshop camera Club free hire of the hall for February. After all, they are The Council...

I wonder if that nice bright shiny hall in South Perth is available for Sunday mornings...?

PS: I still had fun. Sold some goods, bought a racy book about Hollywood scandals, had two cups of coffee and possibly the best home-made Melting Moment biscuit in Perth. Whoever you are madam, thank you.