Uncle Dick's Workshop - Friday 17
Every Friday at 10:00AM - we will be bringing you the sort of cutting-edge expertise that leaves ragged bits and sore fingers - Uncle Dick's Workshop. The advice is free - free from good sense in most instances....It really cranks up around the first of April.
Q: Will Centrelink pay me to start taking famous professional photographs?
A: Based on your portfolio, I should think they will pay you to stop.
Q: I want to rent your studio for an hour but no questions asked, okay?
A: Just one – do you want a box of tissues with that?
Q: Your website says you have an “R” gallery of saucy images. All I see is a bunch of food pictures. What gives?
A: Look on the side of the plates. Diane, pepper, mushroom, tomato. What more do you want?
Q: Which courses do I need to become a world-famous photographer?
A: Photography 101 and Al Capone’s Guide To Business Ethics.
Q: My photographic mentor says that I need to extend my vision and develop new interests. Then he pushes me out of the classroom and locks the door. I am confused.
A: Been showing him your pictures again, haven’t you?
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