Uncle Dick's Workshop - Friday 17

Every Friday at 10:00AM - we will be bringing you the sort of cutting-edge expertise that leaves ragged bits and sore fingers - Uncle Dick's Workshop. The advice is free - free from good sense in most instances....It really cranks up around the first of April.

Q:      Will Centrelink pay me to start taking famous professional photographs?

A:      Based on your portfolio, I should think they will pay you to stop.

Q:      I want to rent your studio for an hour but no questions asked, okay?

A:      Just one – do you want a box of tissues with that?

Q:      Your website says you have an “R” gallery of saucy images. All I see is a bunch of food pictures. What gives?

A:      Look on the side of the plates. Diane, pepper, mushroom, tomato. What more do you want?

Q:      Which courses do I need to become a world-famous photographer?

A:      Photography 101 and Al Capone’s Guide To Business Ethics.

Q:      My photographic mentor says that I need to extend my vision and develop new interests. Then he pushes me out of the classroom and locks the door. I am confused.

A:      Been showing him your pictures again, haven’t you?