Uncle Dick's Workshop - Friday 6

Every Friday at 10:00AM - we will be bringing you the sort of cutting-edge expertise that leaves ragged bits and sore fingers - Uncle Dick's Workshop. The advice is free - free from good sense in most instances....It really cranks up around the first of April.

Q:      I hear there are rumours that ***** is bringing out a new DSLR. Is it true?

A:      Yes. ***** have the new ****D and their rivals, ***** have countered by introducing the D****. They will both have the revolutionary *** ** **** which means that all your lenses are now superceded. Remember that you read it here first.

Q:      Which professional photography organization is the most important in Australia?

A:      The BGAPA. It is the only accredited body that is licenced to judge, condemn, and dispose of  the printed images, digital files, and reputations of famous  photographers.

Q:      Does your camera shop have a silent partner?

A: I have worked here for 4 years and NONE of the partners are silent....

Q:      Is it possible to get a mirrorless full-frame camera?

A:      Yes. Give your DSLR a smart bang on the table and it will become mirrorless. Those of you using a ***** know exactly what I mean....

Q:      How do I do colour management in my computer?

A:      Turn the saturation down to zero. You’ll never be bothered by colour issues again. If you turn the brightness down to zero as well it can be quite restful.