Uncle Dick's Workshop - Friday 5

Every Friday at 10:00AM - we will be bringing you the sort of cutting-edge expertise that leaves ragged bits and sore fingers - Uncle Dick's Workshop. The advice is free - free from good sense in most instances....It really cranks up around the first of April.

Q:      How do I enter GPS data into all my images?

A:      Start with the ones taken in 1967 – use a ballpoint pen and a school atlas. We’ll go on to the digital ones when you have finished that.

Q:      How do I stop my son-in-law borrowing my lenses when he goes on holiday?

A:      If you use Canon, buy him a Nikon camera. You’ll look like a great guy and your gear is safe from him.

Q:      I want to get my camera fixed but I don’t want to pay a quote fee – how much will it cost?

A:      Is that your lunch? Did you get a roll? Open it up – let me look. Ooh, is that ham..yes, it tastes like ham. Now just a bit of the salad....next time get mustard, will you? Now, what was that  you were saying about getting something for nothing?

Q:      I’m going snorkelling and I want a quote.

A:      “Damn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead”

Q:      I am a friend of the boss.

A:      Hot Damn. I knew we’d meet one someday. Everybody! Come quick! He’s here!