Uncle Dick's Workshop - Friday 5
Every Friday at 10:00AM - we will be bringing you the sort of cutting-edge expertise that leaves ragged bits and sore fingers - Uncle Dick's Workshop. The advice is free - free from good sense in most instances....It really cranks up around the first of April.
Q: How do I enter GPS data into all my images?
A: Start with the ones taken in 1967 – use a ballpoint pen and a school atlas. We’ll go on to the digital ones when you have finished that.
Q: How do I stop my son-in-law borrowing my lenses when he goes on holiday?
A: If you use Canon, buy him a Nikon camera. You’ll look like a great guy and your gear is safe from him.
Q: I want to get my camera fixed but I don’t want to pay a quote fee – how much will it cost?
A: Is that your lunch? Did you get a roll? Open it up – let me look. Ooh, is that ham..yes, it tastes like ham. Now just a bit of the salad....next time get mustard, will you? Now, what was that you were saying about getting something for nothing?
Q: I’m going snorkelling and I want a quote.
A: “Damn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead”
Q: I am a friend of the boss.
A: Hot Damn. I knew we’d meet one someday. Everybody! Come quick! He’s here!
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