Uncle Dick's Workshop - Friday 2

Every Friday at 10:00AM - we will be bringing you the sort of cutting-edge expertise that leaves ragged bits and sore fingers - Uncle Dick's Workshop. The advice is free - free from good sense in most instances....It really cranks up around the first of April.

Q:      Uncle Dick, I want to open a studio and become instantly famous. How do I get attention and publicity?

A:      Stage a siege in your street. Nothing attracts TV crews faster than a couple of .308 rounds into a pizza van.

Q:      Uncle Dick, why do I keep having to get my sensor cleaned?

A:      Beats me – I’ve always admired your picture of the ploughed field at seeding time taken with a variety of lenses.

Q:      Someone told me that I should shoot tethered. Is this a good idea.

A:      There are clubs for that sort of thing in the city....

Q:      Why won’t Facebook let me put up nude pictures?

A:      Wrong social network. Try Fecesbook.

Q:      Why do they continually chop and change sensor sizes and camera systems?

A:      Because old Kodak executives need something to do in retirement