Photo-minimalism...Game-Changing Iconic Trend For Legendary Masters

Having just emerged from the Battle Of Leederville - aka the camera club photo markets - with my sanity intact and my wallet bolstered by the contents of other people's wallets, I am set to squander my money all over again. I mean I am about to make some sensible and considered purchases, before it burns a hole in my pants pocket.

I have set out a list of desirable items to purchase that will be absolutely essential to happiness - if I do not acquire them as soon as possible I will absolutely die.

Or not, as the case may be. The dying bit may be a bit dramatic, but f I don't get these new possessions I will plunge into the deepest despair.

Or not, as the case may be. I am taking pictures right now with the cameras I already own that look pretty good. But if I don't have a new computer with the newest operating system that is connected to a cloud I won't be able to make anybody like them...or me...ever,ever again...

Or not, as the case may be. My clients like the way they look and they invite me to their shows all the time. They pay me money. I have a wife and family to love me anyway...and they make allowances for a lot of things.

But...but...but.. what am I to do if I want to become one of them game-changing iconic ambassadors and all? I've got this spare money and surely I need to buy happiness somewhere in the shops...

Or not, as the case may be...