Uncle Dick's Workshop - Friday 10

Every Friday at 10:00AM - we will be bringing you the sort of cutting-edge expertise that leaves ragged bits and sore fingers - Uncle Dick's Workshop. The advice is free - free from good sense in most instances....It really cranks up around the first of April.

Q:      Is it a sacrilege to use flash in a church during a wedding ceremony?

A:      No, but it is generally considered bad taste to fire it through a red filter, ignite flash powder, and wear a costume with horns and tail. Try not to employ the phrase “ Bwaahahahaha!”.

Q:      My accountant tells me that my photography business is booming but there never seems to be any money in the bank. How can this be?

A:      The first person that handles your money is your accountant, right? Glasses, suit, briefcase, Maserati, holiday home in Vanuatu, right? How can I put this....

Q:      How can I prevent people from breaching the copyright on my images?

A:      Make really bad images. Here, let me see your web site. Ahh. Put your mind at rest....

Q:      I asked for a discount – why is the price the same.

A:      We discounted your request.

Q:      What is your sales margin?

A       It is that white space over there on the side of the camera  catalogue where we write the sandwich orders for Subway. Which cheese do you want?