Wow! Look At This! The New Camera!
Oops. Didn't. Back in a minute.
Now, where were we? Oh, yes, the new Nikon DF camera that everybody in the town will be crowding in to see tonight - we're hosting a tease-a thon between 6:00 and 8:30, whereupon we will start selling the camera and taking orders. People finally get to see whether the rumours were true. They get to see and touch and spend.
I'm counting down to 6:00 and so should you.